But Canadians are not racist at all. The First Nations people in jail can tell you that. So could the passengers of the Komogata Maru, the Chinese railroad workers who built the CPR and the Jews we turned away before World War II. No, wait! They can't because they were rounded up by the SS and exterminated.

But Canadians aren't racist. Just ask Harper the next time one of his minions wants us to dress up in our ethnic costumes.

Draft dodgers? Not really. I don't care whether the beer comes in a bottle or a pitcher.