Dear applicants ...

... truly, I say unto you: using the same name in your emails as you use for your application will indeed allow me to look you up and find you and tell you useful things.  Not doing this means, that, after waiting *mumble* days for my reply, which tells you I can't find you, once you reply with the name that matches the application, you have to, again, wait *mumble* days for my next reply.

And on that note, courtesy of Jessie: have a snowboarding crow.  :)

Hmm - that's different.  Here it is as a link, if that doesn't work:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1To2nHwud-w