Yeeeeeurgh!
Nov. 2nd, 2007 04:30 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
agoodwinsmithI killed a cockroach in the kitchen today.[1] ARGH!
You know that when you actually see one, and are able to kill it, that it's only because all the good hiding places are taken. ARRRRRRGH!
And what, I'd like to know, are my mighty feline hunters going to do about it? Eh? Eh? Hah, that's easy: sleep. Bum.
Sometimes I see Glorificus's point - this meat-sack life - what a pest.
Huh.
[1] - subtext-orama = I changed "my kitchen" to "the kitchen" because I am not a domestic goddess[2]. Any deitific skills I've got ain't them. And especially now that the kitchen is a zone of self-indicted[3] filth.
[2] - I was trying for domestic cheribim - I had an extra day off so I was doing up the dishes "before" the weekend, y'know?
[3] - and WHO, I ask you, is the smartie-fartie that put an unsounded "c" in that word, eh? Spelling is hard enough as it is, thangewsoverymuch.
You know that when you actually see one, and are able to kill it, that it's only because all the good hiding places are taken. ARRRRRRGH!
And what, I'd like to know, are my mighty feline hunters going to do about it? Eh? Eh? Hah, that's easy: sleep. Bum.
Sometimes I see Glorificus's point - this meat-sack life - what a pest.
Huh.
[1] - subtext-orama = I changed "my kitchen" to "the kitchen" because I am not a domestic goddess[2]. Any deitific skills I've got ain't them. And especially now that the kitchen is a zone of self-indicted[3] filth.
[2] - I was trying for domestic cheribim - I had an extra day off so I was doing up the dishes "before" the weekend, y'know?
[3] - and WHO, I ask you, is the smartie-fartie that put an unsounded "c" in that word, eh? Spelling is hard enough as it is, thangewsoverymuch.
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Date: 2007-11-03 12:08 am (UTC)Probably the same sadist who put the 's' in 'lisp' and made 'abbreviation' so long.