Sparkle Farts
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I've been trying to think of something to do with glitter that is annoying but not dangerous.
I mean: people in Ottawa (and other Canadian cities) can't be chucking deck chairs off their balconies; and even raw eggs from a height would probably concuss and abrade.
But glitter should fall without becoming a particulate in the air, yes/no?
I suppose biodegradable glitter is not yet a thing, so microplastics entering the water system through city drains is not good.
Homemade confetti from compostable things?
Wheat (& other) flour is bad because it is combustible when loose in the air.
The thing about glitter, as anyone who has crafted with children knows, is that it is tenacious and reappears years after initial contact. If it is brightly multicoloured, it can be annoying now *and* annoying then.
I suppose there are dangers I haven't thought of, so this is no doubt a bad idea, but that doesn't mean I will stop thinking about ways to be annoying without being dangerous.
I mean: people in Ottawa (and other Canadian cities) can't be chucking deck chairs off their balconies; and even raw eggs from a height would probably concuss and abrade.
But glitter should fall without becoming a particulate in the air, yes/no?
I suppose biodegradable glitter is not yet a thing, so microplastics entering the water system through city drains is not good.
Homemade confetti from compostable things?
Wheat (& other) flour is bad because it is combustible when loose in the air.
The thing about glitter, as anyone who has crafted with children knows, is that it is tenacious and reappears years after initial contact. If it is brightly multicoloured, it can be annoying now *and* annoying then.
I suppose there are dangers I haven't thought of, so this is no doubt a bad idea, but that doesn't mean I will stop thinking about ways to be annoying without being dangerous.
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Date: 2022-02-06 03:48 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2022-02-06 01:48 pm (UTC)They've driven a long way, and their trucks must be dirty. How about we help them by cleaning their trucks off with squirt guns?
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Date: 2022-02-06 04:43 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2022-02-07 01:27 am (UTC)Also - currently in Ottawa they aren't moving.
Or they weren't - I hear something is up and that may change.
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Date: 2022-02-07 01:25 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2022-02-06 01:00 pm (UTC)Watching Twitter, it seems like bike barricades have been the most successful thing in protecting one's city from the fash. I don't cycle so I'm awaiting instructions.
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Date: 2022-02-07 01:28 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2022-02-07 02:14 am (UTC)Someone who lays down in the street could coat themselves in glitter so that anyone handling them would get a dose of glitter. It was ultimately the police who removed the person laying down, so they would get the glitter, and if they put the person in a paddy wagon or back of police car, well, there would be a fall out of glitter there too, how unfortunate.
I think the glitter trail would be a mild rebuke to police - the only people they are willing to come to grips with are sparkle farts.
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Date: 2022-02-07 11:56 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2022-02-06 01:42 pm (UTC)https://greencoast.org/biodegradable-glitter/
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Date: 2022-02-06 07:37 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2022-02-07 01:29 am (UTC)