Idle random utterance.
May. 12th, 2009 10:01 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Dear women who wear high heels[1],
If you are going to wear those things, you have to learn to walk in them. When you are walking down the street with your butt stuck out, waddling along like you are wearing a full diaper, you have not achieved sexy.
[1] - note: "high heels" means anything that lifts the woman at least four or more inches above sea level, not just any old high heeled shoe.
If you are going to wear those things, you have to learn to walk in them. When you are walking down the street with your butt stuck out, waddling along like you are wearing a full diaper, you have not achieved sexy.
[1] - note: "high heels" means anything that lifts the woman at least four or more inches above sea level, not just any old high heeled shoe.