Up To Zero Leaks

[agoodwinsmith]

This is the buzz line from a couple of ads from a couple of products that wish to lure the vulnerable to use their products for incontinence.

*sigh*

I *should* be grateful that mine is only sneak attack and not constant supply, but seriously.  I thought menopause was going to be the end of all that.  *sigh*  Apparently not.

Anyhoo.  "Up To Zero Leaks" is cute but useless, you slime-dripping merchandizing parasites.

Comments

[jessie_c]

"Up to zero" presumes that there are negative numbers of leaks.

[agoodwinsmith]

I know, right? Hah. Weasels.